Day 25: What you really wanted to say to the customer service rep when you called about your broken appliance #100daychallenge

Please quit thanking me for using your service. I'm calling you because EVERYTHING IS BROKEN AND YOU'RE STILL CHARGING ME! I wish you'd say something rude so I could really blow a fuse. But you don't. "Thank you so much for your patience, Ms. Pirani. We really appreciate our customers and will do everything in our power to help you." First of all, it's pronounced Pih-rah-knee not Pie-rah-nigh. You're brown! C'mon now. "Ms. Pirani, do you mind if I put you on hold? I am so sorry, it's my first day and I want to make sure I do everything I can to make you happy." Girl. Now you're making me feel bad for silently yelling at you. UGH. Ok, honestly I just need to yell at someone because nothing is going right today. And coming home with a midnight deadline and no working internet was just the disgusting, artificial cherry on top. You don't deserve this. I'm just gonna hang up...I really can't listen to this dumb music anymore. Bye Shruti.

The #100daychallenge writing series is my way of holding my right brain accountable for all the brain fog in hopes that I'll learn to creatively organize my thoughts and learn something(s) new about myself in the process. The challenge includes prompts from the San Francisco Writers' Grotto's 642 Things to Write About. You can also follow my #100daychallenge here.

Unapologetically yours,
Fiza